…a number of things.

I’m mildly scotothuriphobic.
I’m a deipnosophist.
I love to travel, but I always come home.
I spend way too much time on the computer.
I’m a neat freak trapped in the body of a lazy slob.
I’m easily distracted, but terminally obsessed.
I need to exercise more.
My blood pressure, temperature and heart rate are all very low.
I haven’t had any caffeine in years.
I like to use big words.
I sometimes prevaricate.
I have a green thumb.
I believe the last good Star Wars movie came out in 1983.
I collect frogs. Not live ones, just representations of frogs.
I’m a Photoshop guru.
I’m a calligrapher.
I’m a total technophile.
I believe that subduction leads to orogeny.
I say I don’t like sports, but that’s only half true.
One of my goals in life is to know a something about everything.
I have many acquaintances, but only a few true friends.
I have a dark side. Can you tell?
I have a bizarre sense of humor.
I’m a minor demigod of light bulbs
I can play a harmonica. Wanna hear “Red River Valley”?
I once spent 6 hours walking and crawling through Mammoth Cave.
I’m an autodidact, and have been for most of my life.
I’m not a morning person. I’m more of a night owl.
I can make a tiny origami star out of a drinking straw wrapper.
I like to pee outdoors. It makes me feel like Marlon Brando.
Blue is my favorite color, followed closely by grey.
I’ve been reading and collecting Tarot cards since 1992.
I love to complain, but I’m generally happy.
I like sushi!
I like Pocky!
I love to cook.
My wife and I have 8 pets (2 Dogs, 6 Cats)
I’ve been to all the states west of the Mississippi River except Nevada and North Dakota.
Weekdays my average location is latitude +30.68627 longitude -87.91871.
I can build an alcohol-burning stove out of two soda cans.