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Biography
I was born in Mobile, Alabama in 1969 and I've lived my entire life (so far) on the Central Gulf Coast. I received my Bachelor of Fine Arts at the University of South Alabama in 1992. Since 1993, I've worked as a graphic designer. I'm married, with two dogs, six cats and three mortgages. I primarily write about skepticism, free-thought, politics, atheism, separation of church and state, humor, science and my own personal experiences and issues.
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Fresh Frog
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If I Said You Had An Interesting Blog, Would You Hold My Y-Chromosome Against Me?
I recently discovered, beneath the calm, Utopian surface of the blog-o-sphere; beneath the even-handed and pleasant blogs about sex, religion and politics, a seething underworld. I found shocking revelations of governmental and corporate conspiracy; economic terrorism; mental, physical and emotional … Continue reading
If It Doesn’t Make Sense, You May Be A Mosquito
“I’m off to walk around Downtown Mobile,” I said. “That goes without saying,” replied a coworker. “Snarky” rules at the Fish-Wrapper.
Bigger Boobs, Please?
I’m a designer, not an illustrator. I’ve never considered myself an illustrator, so when I need illustrations for ads, I turn to stock illustrations or “clip art.” Most of the time, I can find something reasonably close to what I … Continue reading
10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong
Stolen from Mags with my additions in italics. 1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like fake breasts, Splenda, organ transplants, eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in … Continue reading
