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Biography
I was born in Mobile, Alabama in 1969 and I've lived my entire life (so far) on the Central Gulf Coast. I received my Bachelor of Fine Arts at the University of South Alabama in 1992. Since 1993, I've worked as a graphic designer. I'm married, with two dogs, six cats and three mortgages. I primarily write about skepticism, free-thought, politics, atheism, separation of church and state, humor, science and my own personal experiences and issues.
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Fresh Frog
Tag Archives: stupidity
Caution: Hot!
I was warming up some Green Gargantuan corn in the microwave just a minute ago. The instructions read: MICROWAVE 2 TO 2 1/2 MIN OR UNTIL HOT. Nothing unusual there, but underneath this it says: CAUTION: HOT! I’m sorry, I … Continue reading
Cliché and Innuendo
If you can see a cliché from a mile away, you should have time to swerve to avoid it:
Posted in Career & Freelance, Life
Tagged 825, children, cliche, erections, flooring, karate, stupidity
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Another Early Start To The Season and A Rant
Tropical Storm Alberto This is not a good sign. Alberto probably isn’t a danger to my area of the Coast, but a storm forming this early in the season is exactly what we didn’t want to see, especially since my … Continue reading
Posted in Home & Garden, Life, The Weather
Tagged anger, home improvement, hurricanes, My Love, rant, stupidity, Velcro, zippers
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Not Making A Lot Of Sense
My wife sometimes gives me a look that says, “What you’re about to do makes no sense at all.” I’ve learned to recognize that look. What I haven’t done is learn to trust it.








